Friday, May 1, 2009

4/30/2009: Great Moments in "The Office"

Kevin: The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot.

Meredith: Don't fall in love with me, kid.

Phyllis: Close your mouth sweetie. You look like a trout.

Dwight: Do not ask me where I got the invisible ink. Urine. It was urine.

Andy: It is on like a prawn who yawns at dawn.

Dwight: I'm not convinced that Michael and Pam didn't have a thing going on when they were gone.

Michael: I am not to be truffled with.

Michael: You are not reacting at all as I had hoped.

Michael: Do I rent Devil Wears Prada again? Or do I finally get around to seeing Sophie's Choice? It is what you would call a classical difficult decision.

Dwight: I am cowboying this meeting.

Michael: There's no easy way of saying this, so I think I will just drag it out.

Michael: You are not fired. Yet.

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