Apprentice New Season Begins Tonight

I won't be recapping it. I don't know if I'll even have time to watch it. But I felt like I should at least acknowledge that it's starting tonight. :-)

04/26/07: Great Moments in "The Office" - Product Recall

I updated/expanded this one at the old site and am reposting it here. It was my very first "Great Moments."

Jim: What kind of bear is best?

Andy: Today was supposed to be really cold, I bet.

Jim: Lord, beer me strength!

Dwight: Those are the money-beets.

Michael: I would like to present you with this novelty check.

Angela: I think he had Tourette's or something.

Dwight: Goat on chicken; chicken on goat; couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.

Michael: I'm calling the ungrateful beeyotch hotline!

Angela: What's 4+7?

Oscar: I expect you to apologize for that, Angela.

Michael: They're trying to make me an escape goat.

Pam: That was your best video apology ever.

Dwight: Blah, blah, a little comment, hmm.