11/6/08: Great Moments in "The Office"

(In case you didn't recognize him without the glasses - Pam's friend in New York was played by Rich Sommer, aka Harry Crane in Mad Men.)

Jim: You wouldn't know from looking at her, but Pam's a gold-digger.

Pam: What color mustard is his shirt? Yellow or dijon?

Jim: You can't go wrong buying a house you can't afford.

Dwight: Buttlicker, our prices have never been lower!

Angela: I don't want to be married in a tent like a hobo. Nana Mimi can't be in canvas that long.

Dwight: I know you're the mastermind, but you're too stupid to do it by yourself.

Kelly: Dwight, get out of my nook.
Pam: That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said!

Dwight: You juked the stats, cupcake.

Michael: You cannot say "I was raped" and expect all of your problems to go away, Kelly. Not again.

Michael: I cannot tell you how much leftover guacamole I have ended up eating over the years.

Jim: That's it, I want to talk to this guy. Put me in his ear.

Dwight: This wedding is officially out of your hands.