Michael: Look at him with his stupid face, stupid tan.
Kevin: You're gonna live in the same house that you used to pee the bed in?
Jim: Why would you want to buy ugly wood from trees when you can have paneling? And a painting of some creepy clowns that is apparently crucial to the structural integrity of the building.
Creed: We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there.
Meredith: "Sincerely, Disappointed." Get off your high horse, Richy.
Michael: That is like trying to be friends with an evil snail.
Dwight: I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors.
Pam: Why aren't you as mad or interested in this as me? Are you inching away from me?
Dwight: I've framed animals before. I framed a raccoon for opening a Christmas present, and I framed a bear for eating out of the garbage.
Michael: It just seems awfully mean, but sometimes the ends justify the mean.
Ryan: I'm going to Thailand with some friends from high school. Well, a high school.... Let's have sex one more time, and if you have any extra cash, that would be amazing.
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