Sunday, November 16, 2008

11/13/08: Great Moments in "The Office"

Michael: In Italy, you must always wash your hands after going to the bathroom. This is considered to be polite.

Michael: I have always been intrigued by all things international. The women, the pancakes, the man of mystery...

Dwight: You wanna wear that puppy way up on the breastbone, like a bra.

Meredith: I know my way around a van.

Ryan: This looks like where I'll probably do my push-ups every day.

Michael: A concierge is the Winnipeg equivalent of a geisha. This is a woman who has been trained in the fine art of fanciness and pleasure.

Andy: I wanna take you to sex school.

Michael: I could be making more money as a doctor or a professional athlete.

Ryan: For whatever reason, I just couldn't do better than Kelly.

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