(No, I haven't done the 3/5 episode yet)
Michael: NASA took five or six golden-ticket ideas to get men on the moon.
Kevin: I'm a textbook over-thinker.
Pam: Do guys actually do that?
Jim: Guys with girlfriends don't.
Michael: I'm going to ask you something, and I want you to be honest... what is a pallet?
Michael: It is not my fault that you bought a house to impress Pam. That is why carnations exist.
Michael: I think we might have hired an outside marketing consultant.
Michael: Why do you have a diary?
Dwight: To keep secrets from my computer.
Michael: I have a lot of toilet ideas.
Michael: I do want the credit without any of the blame.
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