Michael: I am telling them my secret recipe for success - my 11 business herbs and spices in a sales batter.
Michael: Don't say "bucks." That's not ladylike.
Michael: Pam, have you ever seen a magician's assistant?
Kelly: I think sometimes people are really mean to the hot popular girl.
Michael: I need silence or Sam Kinison to prepare.
Dwight: What kind of cake do you want, imbecile?
Dwight: Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's.
Michael: Would a liar bring mini Mars bars?
Michael: Prepare yourself for the Utica Chain Store Massacre!
Creed: This is how I got Squeaky Fromme.
Andy: There's all kinds of weirdos out here.
Pam: Perfect boobs. Of course I remember Holly.
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