1/22/09: Great Moments in "The Office"

Michael: What you talkin' 'bout, Wallace?

Jim: I got 500 feet of red wire at a flea market... $20 for the whole spool. Crazy! What a deal!

Michael: Fax? Why don't you just send it over on a dinosaur?

Dwight: You know how I feel about IHOP. Are you a socialist?

Michael: I'm a genius about some things, and other things I'm just - I'm very stupid.

Dwight: I'm your son now. You can see him on the holidays.

Michael: Why is this little 2 so small? It's weird.

Kevin: Even though the penis was fake, I kept expecting a second plot twist where we found out that Hilary Swank actually was a boy.

Angela: I don't even get this discussion. Hot is a temperature, people.

Angela: She's a female Boris Becker.

Kelly: If you are saying that Hilary Swank isn't hot, then you're saying I'm not hot, because obviously I'm not as hot as Hilary Swank.

Pam: Ladies, are we prepared to let the Kevins of the world decide anything for us? Anything at all?

Michael: That's why I hate bittersweet chocolate. What's the point of that? Why not just sweet? Who are you helping?