Dwight: Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.
Michael: Did you get the live storks?
Meredith: "Ass-turd"?
Michael: Where's my golden shower, Phyllis?
Phyllis: I'm no longer under Angela's heel, and her little grape-head is under mine.
Stanley: You think my nipples don't get sore too?
Dwight: Jan had the baby and Michael wasn't there to mark it. So the baby could be anybody's. Except Michael's.
Michael: Babies are drawn to me, and I think it's because they see me as one of them. But cooler.
Kevin: Who wants to guess when the baby will be born?
Jan: You don't flash around a newborn baby.
Michael: I was going to talk to Holly about her hygiene. She smells like old tomatoes and dirt.
Dwight: I like to call this the bumper test.
Michael: I didn't feel much when I held Astrid, but I got a good feeling from Holly.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment