Pam: Maybe you should wait before you adopt. Or not adopt.
Michael: You know what Pam? If in ten years I haven't had a baby, and you haven't had a baby...
Angela: In the Martin family, we like to say, "looks like someone took the slow train from Philly." That's code for "check out the slut."
Michael: Wear your wedding dress. It would be a great icebreaker.
Michael: You don't leave your brothers behind. Even if you find out that there is a better fire in Connecticut.
Jim: When I saw Dwight, I realized how stupid and petty all those pranks I pulled on him were. And then he spoke.
Kevin: Pam's back on the market again. If I weren't engaged, I would so hit that.
Kelly: Allen's cartoons are so funny, right? And they're, like, so smart. I don't even know what they mean half the time.
Michael: I love inside jokes. Love to be a part of one someday.
Michael: Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the papaer industry. Is he why you left?
Phyllis: You should order the most expensive thing on the menu so he knows you're worth it.
Stanley: If you do that, you're going to have to put out.
Phyllis: Oh, yeah. You'll have to put out.
Allen: "Freedom fries for the table." People always say don't be edgy, but I don't know any other way.
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