Dwight: Is that the program where all those puppets live in the barrio? I love that show.
Kevin: They're making fun of Cookie Monster. I get that. But in a strange way, it feels like they're making fun of me.
Erin: My last job was at a Taco Bell Express, but then it became a full Taco Bell, and I couldn't keep up.
Michael: I asked for pickles on my burger, and there are only like five or six.
Erin: In the foster home, my hair was my room.
Dwight: Three squeezes, and I would drain you.
Meredith: I was just warming it up.
Kevin: "C" is for "suspension."
Gabe: Guys, I would even take a contrite look as an apology.
Erin: What's your real name - Lionel Frankenstein?
Andy: My chest is not naturally hairless, and my parents pay my credit card bill.
Gabe: Can I buy everyone coffees? ...or cookies?
Dwight [mimicking Gabe]: "I have to go back to the zoo, to the stick insect exhibit."
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