Jim: I think the most worthy opponent of you is you.
Dwight: You can all have jobs at Shrute Farms as human scarecrows.
Michael: Just poopin'. You know how I be. Crazy world, lotta smells.
Jim: One of the battles that I picked was to stop Michael from running plastic tubes all over the office and placing hamsters inside of them.
Kevin: Now do the Swedish Chef!
Andy: I'm not familiar. What province is he from?
Angela: It's not my fault. I was exposed to Harry Potter.
Oscar: This plantation, we're runnin' low on greenbacks and we're havin' problems payin' the people who give us the seeds and the dirt.
Meredith: I'm the dead body, and these are my brain chunks.
Jim: If the other parent wants to play a game, it's not because they're crazy. It's because they're doing it for the kids.
Michael: Today is the hardest I have worked in a long, long time.
Pam: Get the keys out of my purse, start the car.
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