9/25/08: Great Moments in "The Office"

I didn't record this show, and as a result I missed some of the best quotes. But these are perfectly good too:

Dwight: Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow.
Jim (to Michael): Nothing?

Jim: Friends don't talk about other friends' butts.

Pam: I will be a little fish in the Big Apple.

Andy: My uncle went to Cornell with the current groundskeeper.

Jan:: You know that girl who went missing... guess whose candles they used for the vigil?

Michael: I once went 28 years without having sex.

Jim: Just going to see Pam. Maybe put up some shelves.
(This is much funnier if you remember a certain scene from Three's Company.)

Creed: That wasn't a tapeworm.

Michael: You know my seduction method.

Michael: We are the goateeless brothers.

Toby: It's nice to have visitors.