Dwight: How would I describe myself? Three words: Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Kevin: Hello, Oscar. How was your gay-cation?
Angela: Certain events have transpired and I've thought about certain things and I'm sorry for the way those certain events transpired and I would just like to make some changes about certain things and certain situations and certain accountants.
Michael: I don't understand how someone can have so little self-awareness.
Michael: Go find firecrackers and a chihuahua.
Oscar: Why don't you have me riding in on a donkey into the office, like Pepe?
Michael: Andy is like Marv Something. Great sportscaster, big weirdo creep.
Dwight: Just go with the copy paper. It's your funeral.
Michael: It takes a big man to admit his mistake, and I am that big man.
Pam: I think we broke his brain.
Michael: I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.
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