Michael: Thank you very much, sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar. ...oh, I'm sorry. My mistake.
Michael: If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple of years ago.
Michael: That was a joke that, uh, was actually my brother's.
Pam: Are you going to Angela's cat party on Sunday?
Michael: As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.
Michael: Right here. Three Stooges. High five. Oh, Pam. It's a guy thing.
Dwight: I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here. I even brought it up in my interview.
Michael: I think I'm a role model here.
Dwight: He put my stuff in Jell-O again!
Jim: Dwight, I'm sorry. Because I have always been your biggest flan.
Ryan: You should have put him in custardy.
Michael: I'm a friend first, a boss second, probably an entertainer third.
Michael: You have made my life so much easier in that I am going to have to let you go first.
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