This one aired before I started doing "Great Moments," but I recently caught the rerun and just happened to have a pen handy. It's the one where someone leaves a big stinky fudge dragon in Michael's office.
Ryan: Jim's been looking at me kind of a lot all week. I would be creeped out by it, but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me.
Creed: Hey, guys. Somebody making soup?
Michael: I swore to myself that if I ever got to walk around the room as manager, people would laugh when they saw me coming and applaud as I walked away.
Michael: Packer and I once spent a whole day with our pants off.
Michael: Once, as a joke, Packer banged every chick in the office. It was hysterical.
Michael: I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I'm talking about.
Stanley: That's not what a hate crime is.
Michael: Well, I hated it. A lot.
Michael: Last week I would have given a kidney to anyone in the office. I would've reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them.
Kelly: You just asked a girl out on the phone!
Packer: Did you get that package I left for you?
Michael: It was done out of love, just like I thought.
Pam: I moved my computer so I can't see Michael's head. It's working. I think I can have a career as a very specific type of decorator.
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