Pam: He finally has a story we really want to hear, and he knows it.
Oscar: I love a good quitting story.
Jim: Surprisingly, there is a very big difference between Michael trying and Michael not trying.
Michael: Scotch and Splenda. Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch.
Michael: Is this wine? I already have wine.
Michael: I practically invented decline.
Dwight: My German is pre-industrial and mostly religious.
Michael: This is a dream that I have had since lunch.
Charles: I am aware of the effect I have on women.
Dwight: I would love to put a pin in that.
Stanley: Can't you see I'm urinating?
Michael: I had a great time at prom, and no one said yes to that either.
Toby: Michael is like a movie on a plane. It's not great, but it's something to watch. And then when it's over, you're like, how much time is left on this flight? Now what?
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