Saturday, May 22, 2010

5/20/10: Great Moments in "The Office"

Andy: If you say anything, so help me God I'll break off the temples of your glasses and stick them in your eye sockets.

Michael: We should give 'em a one-way ticket to Montego Bay, where they keep all the Al-Queda.

Dwight: I don't want to waste your time, and I wouldn't dare waste mine.

Michael: My mind is going a mile an hour.

Toby: Write your own damn novel.

Michael: I have an early dinner that I need to get to... with the Chief of Police.

Stanley: It wasn't me.
Gabe: What a rich timbre your voice has.

David: I am here to talk about "Suck It."

Michael: My new favorite restaurant sucks.

Jo: Nobody'll want to play with my Barbie.

Michael: I Shirley do, and don't call me "Honey."

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