This one was too much like real life to laugh at much of it. Or too real for the happy kind of laughing, anyway.
Stanley: Oh, is today Recyclops Day? I thought you were killed by Polluticorn or something.
Michael: I'm not going to do the twirl, all right? It's not even a twirl, it's a spin. I might do the spin. [Don't miss his spin later in the episode, just before he leaves the stage. I'd call it more of a pirouette.]
Dwight: If "only"s and "just"s were candies and nuts, then every day would be Erntedankfest.
Andy: In high school, I... got over 500 students to just skip the SATs... I took it anyway, got a 1220. I've always regretted it. I feel lachrymose.
Ryan: I'm such a perfectionist that I'd kinda rather not do it at all than do a crappy version.
Michael: Day 45: company saved. Day 44: go.
Jim: Your new office. How great is that, right? For a job well done. Well, not done.
Michael: I have personally won over 17 Dundie awards, so I am not a moron.
Michael: Limos are for people who make the company money. Not lose millions and have no plan.
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