5/6/10: Great Moments in "The Office"

Michael: I'm actually having trouble focusing on my job.

Oscar: That seems quick, even for lesbians.

Dwight: $100 a day, plus expenses.
Michael: I'll give you 50. Money's no object.

Michael: We didn't have any ice cream, so this is mayonnaise and black olives.

Michael: You work at an adult arcade. You could have any man you want.

Creed: I've done a lot more for a lot less.

Michael: I just remembered that I have to go to the bathroom. Pam?

Gabe: That's good for five bucks at Dunkin' Donuts. Any Dunkin' Donuts.

Darryl: You should talk in a higher voice 'cause the camera makes you sound weird.

Darryl: I don't wanna prank anymore. Things get real.

Michael: I'm the mistress?

Dwight: If they catch us, they will rape us. Go for the cliff!!