Michael: Toby has been leaving radon kits everywhere, like he owns the place.
Erin: You probably shouldn't keep a baby up that late.
Jim: So we're going to say the most likely scenario is that Michael matured overnight?
Michael: People, this is Scranton. And many people consider that to be the Paris of northeastern Pennsylvania.
Michael: I asked Donna about this, and she is fine with it. And just to be sure, I asked her again afterward.
Michael: I am Beyonce, always.
Michael: I can't wait to see this jerk who is making me cheat on his wife. I should punch him in the nose for what he's making me do to her.
Gabe: I actually designed that chart. Kind of hoping it catches on.
Andy: We're gay for baseball.
Dwight: Shrute sperm are strong, but they're no match for a grown Shrute man.
Michael: A motel is dirty, and it is sexy, like me and like Donna. And frankly, the stuff that we're into isn't very condo-appropriate.
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