Dwight: I guess I missed the meeting where we all voted for you to get pregnant.
Jim: This is a firecracker-free wedding.
Angela: Some of us have to be our own grandmother.
Andy: Not only is Erin really sweet and cute, she smells like my mom.
Pam: We should have hired a professional to take the mental pictures.
Dwight: You are a lucky woman Michael has seduced. Ah, to be in your shoes.
Pam: She's the only 80-year-old with no smile wrinkles.
Pam: Nobody's perfect.
Meemaw: I wouldn't care to live if I thought that.
Kevin: Oscar, I would be proud to date you.
Jim: Is there something about being a manager that makes you say stupid things?
Michael: I have not found that to be the case.
Michael: They're going to name the baby after you, you know. They're gonna call it Meemaw.
Dwight: I invented a device called "Burger on the Go." It allows you to obtain six regular size hamburgers or twelve sliders from a horse without killing the animal.
Meredith: Crotch injuries are the worst. You don't need to tell me.
Michael: I have painted a portrait of the two of them from memory. And I have another one of them in the nude, but that one is for me.
Kevin: The peeing is fast, Oscar. It's getting my tie back on.
Angela: Relax, you'll get your shot at Jim. Those two treat the whole office like a 1970s key party.
Kevin: My Kleenex shoes were a huge conversation piece.
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