10/29/09: Great Moments in "The Office"

Andy: It was going to resolve the melody, so... now my head hurts. Feels like I held in a sneeze.

Michael: Maybe I was trying to save a child that had fallen in.
Angela: So a child had fallen in?
Michael: Not yet!

Andy: I date models. Face models. My girlfriend, on a scale of 1 to Gisele? Uh, a 9.

Andy: The very idea of us together made you burst out laughing like you just bit into an Adam-Sandler-and-jelly sandwich.

Erin: David Wallace called. He heard you made a big "splash" at the meeting.

Michael: I'm not usually the butt of the joke. I'm usually the face of the joke.

Creed: Who's your worm guy?

Dwight: Jim is my enemy. But it also turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim is actually my friend. But because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy. So actually, Jim is my enemy. But...

Erin: Hand them to me upside-down so I don't accidentally read them.