10/15/09: Great Moments in "The Office"

Michael: Come in the conference room and I will show you a finished sausage.

Michael: There is nothing more insulting to a great salesman than having to listen to a bad salesman. It's like a great basketball player having to listen to a bad basketball player.

Kevin: I started borrowing his office to fart in.

Dwight: I knew it. More trunk space. Or should I say corpse space.

Michael: He also vaguely threatened me with testicular cancer.

Dwight: "R" is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it murder, not mukduk.

Michael: Too many different words coming out at me from too many different sentences.

Dwight: Criminals are like raccoons. You give them a taste of cat food, pretty soon they'll be back for the whole cat.

Michael: I will have the spaghetti with a side salad. If the salad is on top, I send it back.

Kevin: I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.

Andy: Sorry. Kind of a long day at the mechanic store. You gotta leaky spark tube, so your car's totalled. You're gonna want to get a refund on that.

Michael: It's just the cost of a cup of coffee an hour.