9/24/2009: Great Moments in "The Office"

Michael: My main concern is, should I have a safeword?

Dwight: I didn't know we were in communist Sweden.

Michael: Big Bird doesn't make the tough decisions. If I was going to put someone in charge, I would put Bert in charge, or I would put one of the real grownups in charge, like Maria or Gordon.

Michael: I'd have to talk to my mother and my guy at H&R Block.

Jim: I didn't tell Michael because I thought he'd try to help. Example: he handed out Jell-O shots at the 23rd mile of the Steamtown Marathon.

Jim: I tried to keep Michael in the dark. I should have known that he can do just as much damage in the dark.

Toby: So Dwight and Darryl came to an agreement that they would both file complaints with Corporate, and now I get to do all this paperwork. We worked it out.