12/10/09: Great Moments in "The Office"

Erin: I'm not sure I've earned the right to make announcements yet.

Andy: Is it my fault that the first 8 days there's basically 30 birds? [I count only 23 in the whole 12 days.]

Creed: What if you've been really, really bad, more evil than strictly wrong?

Michael: Phyllis is only pretending to be a man. I'm the real thing. Sit down on my lap and there will be no doubt! ...No, it's not, like, penis-wise...

Jim: You can't yell out "I need this" as you pin down an employee on your lap.

Michael: Earlier today, this office needed a Santa. And then it needed a second Santa.

12/3/09: Great Moments in "The Office"

Andy: The entire office has come down with a pernicious case of the Mondays.

Michael: I have made some empty promises in my life, but hands down that was the most generous.

Dwight: In an ideal world, I would have all ten fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.

Students: Hey Mr. Scott, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? Make our dreams come true!

Michael: I've done something stupid, which I would like to share.

Michael: Some people have evil dreams; some people have selfish dreams or wet dreams; my dream was in the right place.