9/24/2009: Great Moments in "The Office"

Michael: My main concern is, should I have a safeword?

Dwight: I didn't know we were in communist Sweden.

Michael: Big Bird doesn't make the tough decisions. If I was going to put someone in charge, I would put Bert in charge, or I would put one of the real grownups in charge, like Maria or Gordon.

Michael: I'd have to talk to my mother and my guy at H&R Block.

Jim: I didn't tell Michael because I thought he'd try to help. Example: he handed out Jell-O shots at the 23rd mile of the Steamtown Marathon.

Jim: I tried to keep Michael in the dark. I should have known that he can do just as much damage in the dark.

Toby: So Dwight and Darryl came to an agreement that they would both file complaints with Corporate, and now I get to do all this paperwork. We worked it out.

Mad Men Season 3 Marathon Sunday

On Sunday, AMC will air all of season 3 so far in a marathon starting at 10 AM Eastern. Here's the schedule.

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Mad Men takes 2 more big Emmy wins

Awesomely, but not surprisingly, Mad Men notched itself a couple more awards last night for Outstanding Drama Series and for writing ("Meditations in an Emergency"). Congrats!

9/17/2009: Great Moments in "The Office"

There were lots of great lines tonight, but I didn't catch all of them because I wasn't able to tape the show. GRRRR!! Problem should be fixed in time for next week. Here are the good ones I did manage to get:

Michael: The third wheel is what makes it a tricycle.

Michael: I still don't know who the real Spartacus is.

Dwight: One of you will make a great mother.

Oscar: You think I'm the voice of the Taco Bell dog?

Dwight: You told people I use storebought manure, when I showed you where it comes from.

Andy: Michael, am I gay?

Michael: Did you pee on a stick?
Jim: I did, but it was inconclusive.

Mad Men: Still no recaps, but here's a preview

Everybody's in reruns this weekend... everyone except AMC. There's a new Mad Men on Sunday night, which I can't watch because I still don't have cable. I haven't a clue as to what's going on. Nevertheless, I can pass you these tidbits:

• Sneak peek of Sunday’s episode “The Arrangements” on the Mad Men blog

Rewinds:

• Peggy Olson Knows What She Wants
• Roger Sterling Serenades His New Bride

Enjoy...