Sunday, February 22, 2009
Sunday, February 15, 2009
2/12/2009: Great Moments in "The Office"
Angela: She doesn't struggle when you try to dress her.
Angela: This company still doesn't recognize cat maternity.
Meredith: I had my second kid just for the vacation.
Angela: You can't let what you see here sully your image of them. They are good, decent cats.
Jim: You are putting up a very effeminate sign.
Kevin: I was looking at pictures of food on my computer.
Oscar: I'm pretty sure she coughed up a hairball.
Dwight: You're right. Forget horse hunting. It's stupid.
Dwight: You know what's even cooler than Triceratops? Every other dinosaur that ever existed.
Kelly: I'm too excited to sleep!
Angela: This company still doesn't recognize cat maternity.
Meredith: I had my second kid just for the vacation.
Angela: You can't let what you see here sully your image of them. They are good, decent cats.
Jim: You are putting up a very effeminate sign.
Kevin: I was looking at pictures of food on my computer.
Oscar: I'm pretty sure she coughed up a hairball.
Dwight: You're right. Forget horse hunting. It's stupid.
Dwight: You know what's even cooler than Triceratops? Every other dinosaur that ever existed.
Kelly: I'm too excited to sleep!
Sunday, February 8, 2009
2/5/2009: Great Moments in "The Office"
Michael: I am telling them my secret recipe for success - my 11 business herbs and spices in a sales batter.
Michael: Don't say "bucks." That's not ladylike.
Michael: Pam, have you ever seen a magician's assistant?
Kelly: I think sometimes people are really mean to the hot popular girl.
Michael: I need silence or Sam Kinison to prepare.
Dwight: What kind of cake do you want, imbecile?
Dwight: Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's.
Michael: Would a liar bring mini Mars bars?
Michael: Prepare yourself for the Utica Chain Store Massacre!
Creed: This is how I got Squeaky Fromme.
Andy: There's all kinds of weirdos out here.
Pam: Perfect boobs. Of course I remember Holly.
Michael: Don't say "bucks." That's not ladylike.
Michael: Pam, have you ever seen a magician's assistant?
Kelly: I think sometimes people are really mean to the hot popular girl.
Michael: I need silence or Sam Kinison to prepare.
Dwight: What kind of cake do you want, imbecile?
Dwight: Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's.
Michael: Would a liar bring mini Mars bars?
Michael: Prepare yourself for the Utica Chain Store Massacre!
Creed: This is how I got Squeaky Fromme.
Andy: There's all kinds of weirdos out here.
Pam: Perfect boobs. Of course I remember Holly.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
2/1/2009: Great Moments in "The Office" (Superbowl special)
Michael: An office is a place where dreams come true.
Michael: I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.
Michael: We are not always going to be there to coddle your heart back when it disappears to be working.
Michael: No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Kevin. You don't do anything.
Michael: Now Dwight knows not to cut the face off of a real person.
Michael: Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing? That's what he said! Right, guys? Because he's gay?
Michael: Now "boss" is just slang for "jerk in charge."
Oscar: I consider myself a good person, but I'm going to try to make him cry.
Michael: I've got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this.
Pam: His thing is so small, if it were an iPod it would be a Shuffle.
Andy: Stanley tried to die just to get away.
Dwight: He's either deeply depressed, or an icicle has snapped off his roof and impaled his brain. He has this terrible habit of standing directly underneath them and staring up at them.
Kevin: Michael is so dumb that he tries to put his M&Ms in alphabetical order.
Michael: Andy, Cornell called. They think you suck. And you're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted!
Michael: I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.
Michael: We are not always going to be there to coddle your heart back when it disappears to be working.
Michael: No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Kevin. You don't do anything.
Michael: Now Dwight knows not to cut the face off of a real person.
Michael: Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing? That's what he said! Right, guys? Because he's gay?
Michael: Now "boss" is just slang for "jerk in charge."
Oscar: I consider myself a good person, but I'm going to try to make him cry.
Michael: I've got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this.
Pam: His thing is so small, if it were an iPod it would be a Shuffle.
Andy: Stanley tried to die just to get away.
Dwight: He's either deeply depressed, or an icicle has snapped off his roof and impaled his brain. He has this terrible habit of standing directly underneath them and staring up at them.
Kevin: Michael is so dumb that he tries to put his M&Ms in alphabetical order.
Michael: Andy, Cornell called. They think you suck. And you're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted!
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