1/22/09: Great Moments in "The Office"

Michael: What you talkin' 'bout, Wallace?

Jim: I got 500 feet of red wire at a flea market... $20 for the whole spool. Crazy! What a deal!

Michael: Fax? Why don't you just send it over on a dinosaur?

Dwight: You know how I feel about IHOP. Are you a socialist?

Michael: I'm a genius about some things, and other things I'm just - I'm very stupid.

Dwight: I'm your son now. You can see him on the holidays.

Michael: Why is this little 2 so small? It's weird.

Kevin: Even though the penis was fake, I kept expecting a second plot twist where we found out that Hilary Swank actually was a boy.

Angela: I don't even get this discussion. Hot is a temperature, people.

Angela: She's a female Boris Becker.

Kelly: If you are saying that Hilary Swank isn't hot, then you're saying I'm not hot, because obviously I'm not as hot as Hilary Swank.

Pam: Ladies, are we prepared to let the Kevins of the world decide anything for us? Anything at all?

Michael: That's why I hate bittersweet chocolate. What's the point of that? Why not just sweet? Who are you helping?

1/15/09: Great Moments in "The Office"

Jim: Eventually he'll figure it out when their kids have giant heads and beet-stained teeth. But right now it's just awkward.

Kevin: I'm sorry I did such a whorish job filling out this form.

Michael: I'm not very articulate today.

Jim: I'm in charge of Michael's gun and I need you to sit.

Michael: Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

Meredith: I've had two men fight over me before. Usually it's over which one gets to hold the camcorder.

Meredith: I call loser!

Michael: I have to say, I am so impressed with the potential you see in me.

Angela: I can't believe they're fighting over me.
Kelly: I guess people have fewer choices as they get older.

Andy: The soft underbelly of my refined upbringing is my soft underbelly.

Dwight: All you do is dress fancy and sing.