Celebrity Apprentice season 2 coming in March

God help me, as bad as Celebrity Apprentice season 1 was, I must have gotten some enjoyment out of it because I'm looking forward to season 2. Yeah, I'm gonna recap it. (I'll just keep telling myself: It's for charity. It's for charity. It's for charity.)

There's an article about it here, including a list of apprentices.

Note that the article has a page 2 - don't miss it, or you won't get a complete mental picture of the melange of horror that awaits. Said melange will be dispensed in two-hour servings on Sunday nights.

Don't worry, NBC! That doesn't smack of desperation at all!

12/11/08: Great Moments in "The Office"

Dwight: They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid.

Phyllis: This isn't your grandmother's Christmas. Unless of course she's from Morocco.

Phyllis: I think for it to be blackmail, it would have to be a formal letter.

Michael: That is vodka, and I mixed it with orange juice. I call it an orange-vod-juice-ka.

Jim: Would you want to do it on Groundhog Day?
Michael: No, no... I celebrate privately.

Kevin: Fire Girl!! Too soon?

Michael: I am not asking her to stop drinking. I am imploring her to quit being an alcoholic.

Michael: Have you ever, under the influence of alcohol, questioned the teachings of the Mormon church?

Dwight: In the Shrute family, we believe in a five-fingered intervention: awareness, education, control, acceptance, and punching.

Michael: What is going to happen when you come in to work and you're dead?

Darryl: Something wrong with the doll?
Toby: No, uh... it's even better than the one I wanted.

Michael: I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom. I think I can do it. I did it with Jan.

Andy: Ooh - tough room.

12/4/08: Great Moments in "The Office"

I watched the episode twice because it was so funny... but only one line struck me as quoteworthy.

Michael: I swallowed all your ideas. I'm going to digest them and see what comes out the other end.